Thursday, October 15, 2009

Legendary Sannin


Name: Jiraiya
Age: 50
Birthday: 11 November
Zodiac: Scorpio
Rank: One of the Legendary Sannin
From: Leaf
Teacher: Sarutobi - Sandaime Hokage
Teammates: Tsunade, Orochimaru
Students: Yondaime, Naruto
Summons: Frogs
Excuse for peeping: Data Gathering!

Background:
Our favourite one from the Legendary Sannin, a big pervert and author of "Come Come Paradise" (finally made into a full length movie coming to theatres near you!). Calls himself Frog Hermit, but Naruto prefers to call him 'perverted hermit'

The Deal with him:

How our favourite pervert managed to pry his lusty eyes away from the babes around him to pay enough attention to his ninjutsu training and become one of the Legendary Sannin is still a mystery. Jiraiya is often seen playing a fool, peeping at females and drooling at hot chicks. But this ero-sennin knows when to play and when to be serious. Jiraiya was the student of the 3rd Hokage; the teacher of the 4th Hokage; and the teammate of the 5th Hokage, after rejecting the latter title himself.
The 1st time we see Jiraiya was when Ebisu was training Naruto for the Chuunin exams and the closet pervert tried to stop Jiraiya from peeping at the baths. Jiraiya slammed Ebisu unconscious and Naruto chased the pervert all over town to get him to train him, which he succeeded. They continue to bond and at times, Jiraiya was like the father Naruto never had.





Name: Tsunade
Age: 50
Rank: Hokage (Godaime)
From: Leaf
Teacher: Sarutobi - Sandaime Hokage
Teammates: Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Family: Shodamine (grandfather) also known as the (1st Hokage) who create the leaf village, Nawaki (younger brother), Dan (boyfriend) - all dead
Side-kick: Shizune
Summons: Slugs
Weakness: Loves gambling
Famous for:
Those boobies

Background:
Godaime Hokage, medical specialist, the female from the Legendary Sannin and also known as The Legendary Sucker

The Deal with her:

Quoted by Shikamaru's father to be the strongest and most beautiful of women, Tsunade is the 5th Hokage of the Village of the Leaf. The Godaime title was originally offered to Jiraiya, who turned it down and brought Naruto to hunt down Tsunade to take up the job. Before they found Tsunade, Orochimaru proposed a trade with Tsunade - to bring her little brother and boyfriend; both who died during the Ninja wars, back to life, if she would heal his arms so he could continue to destroy the Leaf. Tsunade was thus torn between seeing her loved ones again and protecting her village. She seemed to have chosen the former but fortunately for Konoha, Naruto reminded her of her dreams and her brother and boyfriend's dreams. So Tsunade beat the sh*t out of Orochimaru and returned to the Village with Naruto and Jiraiya to be the 5th Hokage.
Besides being the Hokage, Tsunade also has another nickname - The Legendary Sucker, for always losing in gambling. She is also vain as she uses a special technique to conceal her age so she could look young. Whether her titanic assets are part of the technique is still a mystery...(we remember Jiraiya calling her a flat chested b*tch when they were genins...)





Name: Orochimaru
Age: 50
Birthday: 27 October
Zodiac: Scorpio
Rank: S class missing nin; one of the Legendary Sannin
From: Leaf
Teacher: Sarutobi - Sandaime Hokage
Teammates: Jiraiya, Tsunade
Student: Anko
Side-kick: Yakushi Kabuto
Summons: Snakes
Loves: Little boys
Goal in life:
Learn all the jutsus in the world
Our sneaky suspicion:
He's gay

Background:

The crazy one from the Legendary Sannin. Sarutobi's favourite student, who cracked after he was rejected from the title of Yondaime Hokage. He went into weird experiments that involved killing alot of people to create new jutsus to make himself immortal. He was exiled from the Leaf and later founded his own village.

The Deal with him:

Sarutobi had noticed the malice and ambition in his snakey eyes even when he was just a genin. But the Hokage believed he could change Orochimaru as he saw much potential in him. It was a failed investment. Not only did Orochimaru grow up to be a twisted crazed psychopath, he also ultimately killed his teacher, but at the cost of losing the use of his hands/jutsus.
Orochimaru is a sore loser. He hankered after the title of the 4th Hokage, but after losing it to Yondaime, he claimed only idiots would want to be Hokage and sought to destroy the village.
His accomplishments are the founding of the Hidden Village of Sound, with the main objective being to destroy the Leaf (why? because he's a sore loser); developing malicious jutsus with one of them being to move his soul into somebody else's body so he could stay immortal, and biting people's neck to give them cursed seals. His current investment is Sasuke, whose Sharingan that can copy others' moves he is actively lusting after.

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